towlee 

The ultimate guide to the wisdom of being high. Towlee is synonimous with everything about being part of the 21st century and being high - the things that he says and does hold true and close meanings to our everyday lives.

"where's towlee?! He's the king of getting high."

towlee by Fluffpuff May 11, 2016

Hunsberger Moist Towlette 

You pick up a Irish night Walker from the Gloucester City NJ area and you and 6 friends get a strong Meth rage going and take it out on the night walkers rectum for hours until she unleashes her innards to a full prolapse and said prolapse is the Hunsberger Moist Towlette

On warm summers evening in 1997 poo and the gang gave Sharon a Hunsberger Moist Towlette she had to wear a diaper for months

Hunsberger Moist Towlette by Boba fette February 2, 2019

Starched Towelette

The art of masturbating into a kitchen or bathroom towel, then returning it to the shelf folded away as if nothing happened.

Dude.... why are these towels sticking together???

- well remember when you were flurting with my girlfriend?? i decided to come in here and "starch" them for you.

dude......

Brad was being a real douche bag so i went in his house while he was at the bank and starched all of his towels.

In the that episode of South Park about Towely's intervention.... "Towleye" (as he spells it) was extra starchy.

starched towelette

Starched Towelette by Team Sexual July 13, 2010

Toleen 

Toleen is a name of a girl, the meaning varies by language, in Persian it means a kind of flower, and in Farsi it means the light of the moon

my daughter's name is Toleen

Toleen by mashtod April 11, 2012

touleen 

Toluene is an Arabic name that means tulip she is the most wonderful person you will ever meet, she is kind, caring, forgiving and extremely witty. If you ever fond a toluene never let her go

“Hi Touleen”
“Want to play, Touleen ?”

touleen by Abzy007 March 23, 2019

toweled up 

Term used to refer to an individual's funny or painful incident. Often used in relation to surfing or contact sports.

"Hey, did you see Colmslater in the surf today? He really got toweled up."

"Don't try to start anything with those guys. They're about 25- you'd get toweled up."

toweled up by kirra board mad dog March 25, 2010

towlie 

How an idiot spells towelie

Towelie gets high, but not high enough to spell his name "towlie".

towlie by Michael Breese November 13, 2003