tork 

When a man wakes up with morning wood that is so solid that he needs to push down on his penis so hard that he rises onto his toes to pee.

Bob woke up to hear the birds singing and he smiled and stretched and went to the little boys room to deal with his tork.

tork by ~ryguy~ June 9, 2005

tork 

From the foreign for "talk". Foreign meaning typed english in a generic "foreign" accent.

"wod u tork, ithid?" >> "What you talk, idiot?" >>> "Hi, how are you/what's up, idiot?"

tork by spaceship June 11, 2006

tork 

When you try to Ctrl-v something you've copied but accidentally Ctrl-c again.

Can you Ctrl-v that there?
Oh no.. I torked.

tork by realDeveloper August 27, 2019

tork 

To leave qiuckly; to go

Shit, the cops are coming.. we gotta tork!
K, let's tork.
I'm gunna tork to the store.

tork by Jenn November 24, 2004

Tork 

awesome but bad at the same time

damn that car explosion was tork

Tork by ALEX August 25, 2003

tork 

it means to go and if u r me and or alysa everthing..a insult most of the time

TORK U!
ur such a tork
thats tork

tork by Sarah the great December 14, 2004

tork 

tork;
to gain more powar from your car.
plugs an leedz often give this.

"hi, im looking for some basic tuning ideas"

"u shud get sum plugs an leedz,dey giv u maybe 20hpbs and even mayb 56flbst tork"

tork by whatalad February 15, 2005