tonfa

A length of wood (roughly the length of the user's forarm) attached to a shorter length at a right angle (a bit longer than the width of the user's hand).
The common stance is to hold the shorter stick with the longer stick running along the underside of the forarm. It can twirled, used to butt at either end (enhancing punches), held and used like a club, used to aid blocking or just about anything the user can think of. Two can also be weilded. This makes it a very reliable weapon for someone who prefers to be fairly close to their opponent.

AKA nightstick, sometimes used by police and military, especially during riots.

tonfa by Azrael January 16, 2004

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Tonka titties

A 400 pound man with Tonka titties and he wears a tight shirt

You like my Tonka titties

Tonka titties by Kingofdick February 7, 2019

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Tonka

A tonka is a big car. usually a SUV, that is also fast asf, usually powered by a V8-engine and in some cases V10.

Examples of a tonka is the Jeep Trackhawk, Dodge Durango SRT Hellcat and the quintessential Lamborghini Urus (a.k.a Lamb Truck).
The term has been used for a long time but recently got a revival after our lord and saviour YEAT started using it.

Person 1: "I was riding round in my tonka"
Person 2: "What the fuck are you saying?"
Person 1: "I'm quoting Yeat, shut the fuck up you not my twizzy."

Tonka by twizzytonky4l January 3, 2022

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tonkasaw

TonkaSaw is the prime example of an internet tough guy. Challenges another YouTuber, Andy Warski, to a fight. He claimed that he was some pro MMA fighter yet he would not show his face norr would he show proper fight footage. Instead, the fight footage that was found on YouTube showed very gay WWE larping. Long story short, the retard hyped himself up and never showed up to the fight cuz he was "harassed" by a phone call and had to "change his name".

Andy Warski: "TonkaSaw, I'm here! Where you at?
*DEAD AIR*
Ethan Ralph: DADDY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

tonkasaw by SuperBerryMerchant January 21, 2019