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Tomatord 

Person 1: do u have any tomatoes?
Person 2: Tomatord does B)
Tomatord by Pastelray July 30, 2019

fully tomatoed 

When you are unprepared for something and know it will be a total disaster.
I had the really easy teacher this year and signed up for the hard teacher next year and so am fully tomatoed.
The state of a relationship when you're not quite dating but not just friends. Neither party is sure if they like the other enough to date, yet continue to do most of the same things as people in committed relationships. If they get tired of one another, they can simply return to "just friend" status without social upheaval.

So named because of the tomato's role as not quite a fruit and not quite a vegetable and not to be confused with fuck buddies or sex friends.
Ryan and Jesse are tomatoed - they hang out all the time, but it's still not official.
tomatoed by dkohler October 29, 2011

Tomatoed a Salad 

The act of a Male stuffing his testicles into ones asshole.
Wyatt: How was your date last night
Robbie: Let's just say I tomatoed a salad last night
When an individual drinks too much, his face becomes bright red - or "Tomatoed"
Matt: Wow... Calvin has already polished off his 2-6 hey?
Derek: Yeah, he's definitely gettin' tomatoed tonight!!
Tomatoed by mshmeta June 11, 2013

tomattordedd 

Just think of a narcissist fusing with a Jahovah's witness, fusing with a communist, fusing with a "addicted to cola on steroids"...and there you have it...a schizophrenic that was only shown for a few frames that everyone likes.
Person: "Who's your favorite character in Eddsworld?"
Me: "Tomattordedd!"

Person: "So all of them."
Me: "Kinda."