tobps 

Tired of Being Pregnant Syndrome
Usually starts around the 36th week of pregnancy--makes women start complaining about everything and imagining something is wrong with them. Makes them start creating numerous problems (=lies) to get their doctor to deliver their baby early. Also makes them show up to the labor and delivery unit frequently to see if anyone else will believe their shit. More common in people who are not paying for their health care, because those of us who have to actually PAY to go to the doctor and hospital can't afford that shit.

Doctor: so what's going on with the patient in exam-1?
Nurse: Just TOBPS
Doctor: it figures. This is the third time she's been here today.

tobps by Labornurse July 5, 2014

tobasco-ass

After eating to much spicey flavored with hot sauce food you take a shit and your assholes on fire.

I went to take a shit after eating mexican food covered in hot chili sauce and winced when it became painfully apparent that I had tobasco-ass !

tobasco-ass by jpg3 August 30, 2011

topsykrest 

A person that is bad at fortnite and doesn’t know how to be a good teammate. Bad at everything actually.

Dang. Fucking jimmy is such a topsykrest

topsykrest by Wayste8 June 26, 2019

Tobuscus Army. 

Dedicated audience members, that are commanded by the awesome Tobuscus (AKA Toby Turner), and released onto Facebook pages in order to change things for the better, through the use of comments.

So far, with the help of the Tobuscus Army, he has conquered mountain Dew, resulting with a limited Darkness, Redness, Whiteness drink. He is currently battling on becoming a part of Virgin Mobile as "Tarah", instead of "Sparah".

TOBUSCUS ARMY IS IN THE EXAMPLE.

Tobuscus Army. by Audience Member GS. July 7, 2011

topsail steamer 

A steamy shit taken directly on a woman's chest after a nasty shellfish dinner at the beach.

Man, I gave that bitch a classic Topsail Steamer last night....a real mud river

topsail steamer by TheRealDonJ June 10, 2018

TRY-SARAH-TOPS 

When Sarah tried too hard to be cool. Try-Sarah-Tops, much like the ancient dinosaur it's something you wish to never meet in this lifetime however, like the "dinosour," every now and then we have to endure Sarah like a long boring documentary, sleeping your way though the whole interaction.

Try-Sarah-Tops: Tried way too hard.

Everyone else: ZzZzZz

TRY-SARAH-TOPS by Sarah's neighbour August 27, 2021

tops blooby 

awesome, cool, rad

SHMAOZAO this bear is tops blooby

tops blooby by finn human December 11, 2013