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Urban Penis Tionary 

Urban Penis Tionary simply means Urban Dictionary
Gee, I hope my definition gets picked by Urban Penis Tionary!
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A boner that vigorously shoots up at random times in public. A tivnan can be morning wood, or just a simple expression of abundant excitement and happiness in your manhood.
Woah bitch! Put a sweater on or i might pop a mighty tivnan!"

Urban Dick-tionary 

Definitions on Urbandictionary.com that are either
A) Obviously made up
B) Has no place in a normal person's vocab

C) Makes no sense

Examples

A) Polarpoint Presentation
B) Pillow Lust
C) Beardo
Local origin of name, unique and original. Meaning : Glorious. Tiona is a well rounded person with an even temper a trusted individual by everyone . Relationships start slow but builds or time.Like primitive travel by day and comfort at night . Study skill key to education.A person of direction, plans out her life.
Tiona is nice to all great and small.
Tiona by Tiona_1998 August 31, 2012

a-fake-tionate

It's a play on the word “affectionate.” Which explains that the affections are not sincere.

Used in Childish Gambino's song "Heartbeat".
"are you cheating on me? Because lately our relationship has been all a-fake-tionate shit, it doesn't feel real"
a-fake-tionate by ayo12345 April 8, 2015

Urban Dick-tionary 

A person who constantly references Urban Dictionary definitions and will accept anything there as fact, usually in a bit of a douchebag manner. He constantly tells his friends to look up things there and will even masturbate to Urban Dictionary on occasion.
Urban Dick-tionary: Hey dudes, whatcha up to?
Al: Just discussing the Coriolis Force with Francis.
Urban Dick-tionary: Oh, well on Urban Dicktionary it says the Coriolis Force is caused by different toilet designs between the hemispheres. Cool, huh?
Francis: God, what an Urban Dick-tionary...