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themanism 

1. noun: a person notorious for stalking random girls online. 2. verb: the act of stalking random girls, mostly on social networking sites.

themanism refers to the act of stalking random girls, mostly on social networking sites. This behavior is typical among loser guys who would not dare to look a girl straight into her eyes in real life. Characteristic traits of these guys is adding random girls whom they rarely know as 'friends' on social networking sites, liking and commenting on every activity of the girl and stalking the girl till she removes the guy from her friends' list.

An easy way to identify a person exhibiting themanism is checking out their recent activity on social networking sites. Their activities would usually consist of status messages targeting girls and comments only on girl's profiles.
Dude, Jack exhibits typical themanism. He 'likes' Julie's status which reads PMS is the worst a girl can go through!

Gosh, this guy is a typical theman. He updates his status message on Facebook every ten seconds with random songs to convey a message about how lonely he is without a girl friend.
themanism by suryaa.theman April 23, 2011
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Thommanism 

One to be touched by the works of angel without even knowing he exists.
I can't believe he's gone, but he did so many good things in his lifetime. A true member of Thommanism.

Teganism 

It's not a religion, it's a way of life.

Naturally you refer to yourself as a "Teganist". This is when your world revolves around Tegan Quin, and food maybe.
Male friend 1: Hey, do you want to go to prom with me?
Female friend 2: No sorry, it's not allowed.
Male friend 1: What do you mean "it's not allowed"?
Female friend 2: I experienced the "Tegan Effect" a few days ago. I ended up having a pretty bad but enjoyable case of "Tegan Syndrome" so I converted from Scientology to Teganism. Tegan will protect me from Tom Cruise.
Teganism by teganeffect June 6, 2013

Thomasism 

The equal distribution of Thomases. This word was created by the lord of immersion so he wouldn't get In trouble with the lady of immersion and the queen of pandas for being a communist.
Thomasism will one day rule over this weak world.
Thomasism by Mxr definitions February 7, 2020

themanifork 

someone w the fattest ass 🤤
did u see themaniforks new tiktok ? i did!
themanifork by anonymous January 16, 2022

Tehanism 

Tehanism is the way of life for the believers of the true god Tehan.
All Praise Tehan.
Ring finger Down !
Tehanist Crack-head: *raises palm with the ring finger down.
Non-Believer: What's that.
Tehanist Crack-head's sidekick: That my friend, is the way of Tehan.
Tehanist Crack-head: If you want to know more about Tehanism, join MUN.
Tehanism by Purple Piper October 5, 2022

TheManslayer 

A person who cannot make his own decisions and thus relies on an internet message board.

Also, a guy who loves 16 year old girls and still lives at home with mommy and daddy.
What should I eat tonight?

Is a dating a 16 year old at 21 wrong?

What about a 17 year old?

Oh man, I just bought a HDTV yet I still live at home with my parents.
TheManslayer by Mr. Opprotunity September 11, 2005