the scuts 

the shits, diarrhoea, pooing a lot

aw crap im in bits, after all that guinness last night i have a touch of the scuts today.

the scuts by womoma April 17, 2005

The Scotsman's Curse 

When one inevitably falls back to pursuing his ex girlfriend after a few fruitless months

"How is Moises in both the Singles Scots chat and the Tied Down Scots chat?" Pine asks

"I think he's fallen victim to The Scotsman's Curse." Nick replies

The Scotsman's Curse by mustin,dustymartin October 22, 2020

the scotsman thrust 

a sexual maneuver that requires a female or male partner with the ability to lift your weight with his/her legs.
this maneuver first takes place when the male(with an erection), or female(strapped with a dong) is hoisted by thier partner vertically into the air by thier partners legs and dropped so the gravity forced stabbing of the penis or male prosthetic toy is rammed into the oriface of ones choice.

I think i broke my penis when my girlfriend had me do the scotsman thrust into her mouth

the scotsman thrust by HSL-42 December 28, 2005

The Scotsman 

Something that can happen during sex:
When the bed collapses, but you take a big swig of irn bru and keep banging.

Lana and i were fucking so wild last night that i pulled The Scotsman, now i need to buy a new bed.

The Scotsman by Gfield August 21, 2021

The Scots Way 

The Scots Way: a set of guidelines that all students of scots college must follow.

Examples of not the scots way:

I incorrectly wore the uniform - that's not the scots way.

I bought my phone to last period - that's not the scots way.

I forgot my PE gear - that's not the scots way.

Examples of The Scots Way: I made a house slander video and everyone loved it - that is the scots way.

Groshis does work and hands in an assessment on the correct day - that is the scots way
I talked back to Mr flood - thats not the scots way

The Scots Way by officedaddy September 20, 2022

The Scouts Honor 

The sex act in which you put three fingers (pointer, middle, ring) up your boyfriend’s asshole to make him cum.

Girl 1: My boyfriend finally let me slip in a third finger.

Girl 2: Wow, the scouts honor.

The Scouts Honor by veganwitch January 19, 2025

Ex-the-fucking-scuse-me? 

The result of when someone tells you something highly unbelievable, or just plain surprising. It can also be used elsewhere, such as when you're dissed. Basically a vulgar form of excuse me.

(while watching South Park on tv)

Ms. Garrison - "So there you go! You're the retarded offspring of five monkeys having butt sex with a fish-squirrel! Congratulations!”
Me - Ex-the-fucking-scuse-me?

Ex-the-fucking-scuse-me? by southpark948 September 13, 2007