the mash

An extremely violent sexual act involving smacking and headbanging

"Wanna come back to my place, have a few drinks and pass the mash"

the mash by Liceman4444! June 28, 2017

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Shepards Pie without the Mash

The aftermath of what you believed to be a humble fart.

1. Peter thought he was clever performing a one cheek bench sneak but didn't feel so fucking clever when he realised he had Shepards Pie without the Mash in his pants.

2. "That fart sounded wet" Steve announced during the Sermon
"Feels wet actually Steve" replied the Vicar, "I do believe I have Shepards Pie without the Mash in my underwear, please excuse me while I clean this shit up"

3. Deidre suddenly became withdrawn & pale. It was clearly obvious she had Shepards Pie without the Mash in her knickers.

4. Dave let out a thunderous bottom belch and grinned insanely, "Shepards Pie without the Mash" he exclaimed

Shepards Pie without the Mash by The Real Mark Hunt November 7, 2010

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pass the mash

You're probably here from that SNL sketch with Melissa McCarthy. We told you not to look for this !!

"I would like to guess the phrase... PASS THE MASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!" - M.McCarthy - 2014 - SNL

pass the mash by PTM2019 January 15, 2019

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pass the mash

When a couple is 69ing and they both cum around the same time. Then they spin around face to face and pass the other's ejaculate into their mouths with deep kissing before insertion and penetration.

Stacy and Joe said they decided to (pass the mash) last night in bed, and it was really erotic.

pass the mash by notapp February 1, 2014