tettas 

meaning boobs or tits. The physical feature, trait that is located on women and mens chest.

Her tettas are big.

tettas by sir isac huwing April 19, 2014

textastrophe 

When you accidentally text the wrong person a really embarrassing message.

-- (Potentially) better sounding than "text-mergency" via. CW's Crazy Ex-Girlfriend

That text was not meant for Josh!! It's a textastrophe!

textastrophe by dontTho September 21, 2016

textastrophy 

A text message send in error that will have life altering consequences for the worse.

"I just texted Josh that I love him and that he's the reason I moved to West Covina. What a textastrophy!"

textastrophy by mcbexx September 18, 2016

Tentaspy 

Cecaelian Frenchman with a penchant for Scouts and cigarettes. Commonly found in the sewers beneath 2Fort, this multi-limbed gentlemen is constantly on the hunt for a mate, oftentimes choosing a buck-toothed young man or, less commonly, a middle-aged German. Copulation usually involves some struggle, but the Tentaspy is built for this, with multiple tentacles made for lovin'. Once mating has been concluded, the Tentaspy may or may not snap the neck of, if not entirely devour, his mate, so that he leaves no evidence behind. Kinder Tentaspies may allow their partners to leave mostly unscathed, as they are believed to dislike wasting such a perfectly good piece of ass.

"If you're traversing the sewers and suddenly smell cigarettes and kalamari, you have most likely been spotted by a Tentaspy! Rape is imminent."

Tentaspy by UniqueScreenName November 12, 2009

kisaki tetta 

kisaki tetta is literally the ugliest mf ever, he’s musty and he looks like a fuckin’ parrot. at least his bff is pretty hot 💋

“ew, kisaki tetta is disgusting wtf”
“I agree”

kisaki tetta by mitsuyaswifey August 15, 2021

TEXTAS

A STATE OF BEING IN WHICH ONE GETS LOST IN TEXT MESSAGING, WITH NO REGARDS TO WHAT IS HAPPENING AROUND THEM

BRO, I WISH YOU WOULD MOVE BACK FROM TEXTAS SO WE COULD FINISH OUR FUCKING GAME OF MADDEN!!!

TEXTAS by MYDAKUS APINYA December 21, 2010

Textashionship

A relationship that only consists of texting.

Kathi and I have formed a textashionship afer meeting online.

Textashionship by Mark A. Capozzelli May 28, 2016