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testicli 

1. The plural of testicles.
2. Multiple sets of testicles
1. I have testicles, he has testicles, we have testicli.
2. If you three fools don't stop harassing me, I will cut off your testicli.
testicli by Michael/Benjamin December 7, 2007

Redneck Testicle Mudflap 

Excess layer of droopy fat found hanging below a redneck's package.
Cooter: I can see your Redneck Testicle Mudflap in those new skinny jeans.

Earl: Curse you Cooter!

Testiclacle 

The sound that is made when your testicales hit your body.
I hate having a testiclacle when running.
Testiclacle by ToxicPrime February 16, 2014

Testicle Jockey 

Taking one deep, so deep as it appears that person is a horse jockey on a pair of testicles. Typically is used to refer to a homo, a friend who is being a douche, or a slam piece.
Person1: "Fat Alex almost seems like a mezza fanook"
Person2: "No, Fat Alex is without a doubt a testicle jockey"

testicle festival

1) a predominately male gathering, usually used when referring to a party or social gathering.
2) a situation where the ratio of pimps to hos is greater than 2 to 1
3) sausage fest
"Where were all the bitches last night?! Total testicle festival."

testicle repellant 

when a girl is so ugly, obnoxious or slutty, any guy will cringe at the mere thought of this girl, hence the action of repelling testicles
you want to invite EMMA??? ew no, she's über testicle repellant.
testicle repellant by Adam Henaghan September 2, 2007