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Testiclese 

The Greek hero and lesser known brother of Achilles. Son of Thetis and Peleus, he was untouchable in war and defeated untold numbers of warriors and heroes.

He was undefeated in battle, but fell and was slain at an after-battle-party when a stray (unknowingly enchanted) stone, launched from the sling of a child playing a game called 'catapult' struck a distracted Testiclese while he was chugging wine in a contest. He fell to his knees, coughing and spurting wine from his mouth, and then curled up into the fetal position in which he expired due to the enchanted qualities of the unusual stone.

Henceforth, as it was known through his brother Achilles' experience what a principle weakness a person's Achilles tendon is, it was known that being hit in the nuts is a principle weakness of men; because that shit fucking hurts.
Your friend: "Dude, that guy Ted was definitely winning that fight until that pussy Frank kicked him in the nuts. Then Frank just beat the shit out of him as Ted crinkled to the floor. What a cheap shot that was from Frank. Reminds you of when that Greek hero Testiclese was killed by that stone to the nuts right?"

Your answer: "Right!"
Testiclese by mWEEDo January 21, 2011

testiclites 

Created by Group X
1) A male's (pair of) testicles.
"When a lady, she goes to touch the testiclites, and they make a sound like thais: *PING*!"
testiclites by www.drewsportal.tk January 23, 2003

Testiclicle 

The icicles that form on your testicles when it's freezing balls outside.
Dude, I was biking home last night and it was so cold that i got testiclicles on my nuts!
Testiclicle by Dubble Dee February 14, 2009

testiclides 

Slang term for "testicles".

Originally coined by faux Arabian rock/rap act Group X in their song "Idioth".
From 'Idioth': (In Middle-Eastern accent) Because, when I haive a saime problem, weef a laidie, she goes to towch the testiclides, and it maikes a sounde laike thais."

Testicliment 

n. Compliment for doing something that takes some major balls.
Dude: You were right.
Chick: Wow, that had to have taken a lot of balls to say. I really appreciate that, thanks.
Dude: Your welcome. Thanks for the Testicliment.

Examples of things that deserve Testicliments:
Admitting you were wrong, dumping a bitch, standing up to someone twice your size...
Testicliment by Zac P January 24, 2009

testicliocentric 

when all topics of conversation revolve around one's testicles or someone else's testicles
Jas: I had some oddly shaped peanuts today...
Sam: Like Omar's balls?
Ala: Was one bigger than the other?
Omar: This conversation is so testicliocentric.
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A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
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