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Room Temperature Challenge 

When a person is killed its body temperature lowers to that of the room it's in. Clearly you never want to win the room temperature challenge.
The robber thought he could get away with the money but ended up taking the room temperature challenge.

Womb Temperature

When the water in your swimming pool is so damn hot it is no longer refreshing.

Falls Between Comfortable & Piss Warm
Mike - Hey , You guys wanna come over swimming?

Tom - Hell no, It would be more refreshing swimming in my mothers womb!

Ray - Yeah, Having a WOMB Temperature pool is not cool!
Womb Temperature by M Mac July 9, 2010

temporal disorientation 

A state in which an individual has no bearing of time whatsoever. Can be caused by long periods of drinking, heavy drinking, concussions, coma, deep sleeps, or just general obliviousness.
After that 12th tequila shot I came to at my buddy's house in a state of complete temporal disorientation.

I jacked Mike in the head so hard he didn't know what day it was (temporal disorientation).

temporal mechanics 

Theory that relates to the study of time travel. Often seen causing major paradoxes, such as the Dali Paradox, Grandfather Paradox, Pogo Paradox and the Predestination Paradox.
The Dali Paradox is when a temporal fissure slows time to a gradual halt. Also called the "melting clock" effect

The Grandfather Paradox is when a person travels to a point in the past before they were born and kills one of their own ancestors, taking themselves out of the picture before they were able to travel back in time.

The Pogo Paradox is where interference designed to prevent an event actually triggers the same event.

The Predestination Paradox is like as follows: Say a man goes back in time and impregnates his great-great grandmother. The grandmother would thus give birth to one of the man's great grandparents, who would then give birth to one of his grandparents, who would then be able to give birth to one of his parents, and finally to the man himself. As a result, the man's very existence would be pre-determined by his traveling to the past, and therein lies the paradox.

Temporary Fix 

A song by One Direction that Niall Horan wrote. It is very much an underrated bop.
Person 1: “Did you know that Niall wrote Temporary Fix for 1D?”
Person 2: “HAHA, yep, Niall the church boy who?”

Temporarily Out Of Tomatoes 

A comment that one leaves on something on the internet to suggest disapproval.

Essentially, it is booing, without having any tomatoes to throw.

Can be abbreviated as TOT or T.O.T.
Make that video sucked ass. "Temporarily Out of Tomatoes"