teasession

An artificially induced and extra prolonged recession caused by a self-serving group of corporate sponsored idiots.

I heard you lost your job due to this new teasession. You aren't alone, millions more will be unemployed soon due to this teasession, but at least billionaires won't have to worry about higher taxes.

teasession by Jumbo III August 6, 2011

Recession Teasession 

To gather with your friends and drink non-expensive tea due to the recession.

Dude come over here quick we are gonna get a recession teasession going

Recession Teasession by Fearnyfearn January 1, 2010

Teapression 

The complete breakdown in the global economic system caused by a tiny but agitated group of reactionary theorists who also oppose ideas such as science, education or fairness in favor narrow self interest and con tined corporate welfare.

Jack lost his house in the teapression, because 12 tearrorist jerks in a room decided to cut all government programs and the world economy died.

Teapression by Jumbo III August 6, 2011

Texcession 

The popular movement in Texas calling for secession from the Untied States

The politicians up in Washington is taking all our freedom! Time for Texcession!

Texcession by Nathan B. Forrest October 27, 2012

Teapression 

The feeling you get when you reach for your cup of tea, only to realise that you've already drunk the contents.

Dude, I got really bad teapression. Make me another!

Teapression by hardmonkey November 7, 2010

Tea Session 

When Remy invites you back to his house and slowly but surely brings you to climax via a series of erotic massages.

Hey man I wish Remy explained what a tea session was before I went over to his place.

Tea Session by Ratatouille_pledge69 September 26, 2021

tentsession 

Someone who is obsessed with being anti-tent. They hate tents and they don't want anyone else to like tents. Its best not to bring up tents with a tentsessionist, unless you want a 3 hour long lecture on why you shouldn't like tents.

I don't give a crap about tents and you can't convert me to your tentsession movement.

tentsession by BaconMastert September 20, 2016