tearjerkin
After the constant heart crushing blows dealt to him by a certain surly woman, Gary decided to just stay home and do some tearjerkin.
tearjerkin by Half Asian Mike May 4, 2008
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After the constant heart crushing blows dealt to him by a certain surly woman, Gary decided to just stay home and do some tearjerkin.
tearjerkin by Chinese Mike January 10, 2009
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Tearjerking
Alec Baldwin was so devastated when his dog died that he began tearjerking violently in his bedroom.
Tearjerking by Carlmalone27 July 23, 2009
tearjerker
Normally used to describe a movie or TV show (but also applies to songs, books, etc.) that is designed to make you cry.
— Last night we were watching Marley & Me, and we cried our eyeballs out.
— No wonder you did. All dog movies are tearjerkers.
— No wonder you did. All dog movies are tearjerkers.
tearjerker by pimpschoolgraduate July 21, 2019
telejerking
Portmanteau of "teleworking" and "jerking". This occurs when you have an office job that requires such little time and effort, that on snowy days when employees telework from home, you can have several jerk-off sessions while technically being paid.
Such jobs are usually only afforded to government employees and sometimes government contractors, since deadlines don't mean anything to their bosses and they will be paid regardless of performance.
Such jobs are usually only afforded to government employees and sometimes government contractors, since deadlines don't mean anything to their bosses and they will be paid regardless of performance.
Rick: I telejerked yesterday and today. How do you feel knowing that your tax dollars go to pay me for choking my chicken two times before lunch while looking at porn on my work computer? Yeah, and that conference call at 2? I was shitting while I was on the phone. Tomorrow will be my third consecutive day of telejerking due to the chain of command in my office being populated by spineless men who employee only college interns and sassy black ladies that literally contribute nothing to the ability of our government to function.
telejerking by DHS Employee February 14, 2014
tearjerk
An act of manipulative or false-emotion put on in order to achieve the desired reaction from others, usually sympathy.
Unlike its near-opposite, a kneejerk, which is a re-action to an action, the tearjerk is an initiated action in itself.
Unlike its near-opposite, a kneejerk, which is a re-action to an action, the tearjerk is an initiated action in itself.
Hitlary sure put on that tearjerk act for the New Hampshire Primary Elections, just when everyone said she was seen as lacking emotion.
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tearjerker by Eric Hartman July 12, 2003