take a crap 

Pretty self explanatory. Can be accompanied by a session of jacking off or sucking cocks.

First I'm gonna take a crap, then jack off, then suck cocks with that swamp donkey.

take a crap by Jaimev July 27, 2005

Take A Crap 

dropping a piece of sht out of your Ass.

take a crap

Take A Crap by Drop a POO November 20, 2013

take a crap out of your mouth 

verb
Meaning to seriously spew some bad language or something horrible, verbally.

Peter: Geez, man! Karen is such a *&#@% in a %$@&%$# with a &@$%$& on her @%$#^.

Sam: Wow, watch it dude! Karen's my girlfriend!

Alecia: Yeah, Peter. Way to take a crap out of your mouth.

take a crap out of your mouth by MissTwix March 28, 2009

Drop a crap and take a nap 

To use the restroom just for the sake of getting a break from work, especially if you stay there for an unusually long time.

Work's been so hectic today. I think I need to drop a crap and take a nap.

Drop a crap and take a nap by Vinderex December 25, 2019

Take it up with my butt because that's the only one that gives a crap 

A phrase you can inject in a conversation after someone begins to complain or go on about something that you are not interested in.

Take it up with my butt because that's the only one that gives a crap.

Take it up with my butt because that's the only one that gives a crap by General America December 19, 2010