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knifey-spooney 

A game in which two or more players compare knives; the player with the largest knife is the winner. However, any player may choose to use a spoon instead of a knife. Any spoon beats any knife, but a player with a spoon is disqualified if another player recognizes and announces his or her use of a spoon.
"That's not a knife. THIS is a knife!"

"That's not a knife, that's a spoon."

"Ah, I see you've played Knifey-Spooney before!"
knifey-spooney by RUFCKNSRS January 25, 2014
Related Words
A person who swoons, a term of affection
A Swooner makes every attempt to impress the opposite sex by kind words and gestures in order to show interest without being direct about the fact they are interested. For instance, one might use larger than normal words, or be particularly silly or nervous when they speak during swooning. The swooning itself is a true act of trying to win over the opposite sex in the efforts of securing a relationship with that person.
Swooner by all things in time October 10, 2010
The roll call of the Pershing Rifles.

As with other fraternities and societies, the definition is unknown to non-initiates.
Everyday Use:
- What up, frat?
- SCOONEY!

Party Use:
- Damn, she's got a fat ass.
- S-C-O...!
- O-N-E-Y...!
Scooney by Been2America March 17, 2010

Scooney hole 

You could park an suv in Amy's scooney hole cause it's so loose
To get hit so hard that you lose all virginity.
Snyder absolutely got Swooned by Dan.
Swooned by ElijA June 11, 2006
To sing, whoop and move. A sense of elation, celebration and excitement.
I'm feeling swoovey.
swoovey by Lady Feather April 10, 2016