My Aussie friend Adam always drives like a bat out of hell, no matter what the posted speed may be. It scares the crap out of his wife Penelope to be in the same car with such a speedophiliac!
A condition where you being excited upon the mention of Sweden or Sverige as you may prefer to call it.
Althought you may still entertain a hatred of IKEA, what with it being shit. Sufferers find the clothes, culture, language, music and food sexually attractive.
Most notably are joint yearnings for both ABBA and Swedish girls in general as they are known to be both hot and easy.
Clive: Did you hear Filby's going back to Sweden again?
Derek: All that way for a handy J?
Clive: Yup
Derek: Man that guy is such a Swedophile!