suckbum 

One who enjoys to partake of bum suckage

Everybody: Hey cat, how would you describe yourself?
Cat: A hardcore suckbum

suckbum by Cattymccatterson March 5, 2011

Suckument 

A poorly written or defined business document

Who the hell wrote this suckument??

Suckument by ibchupacabra October 28, 2011

suckbuggy 

when a girl is giving you a blowjob really fast.

yah my gf gave me a real good suckbuggy

suckbuggy by michael morrill May 19, 2006

suckumentary 

A film (documentary)about people who suck. Like a movie, except boring.

"I think I'm gonna create my own genre- the Suckumentary." -Tibby Rollins The Sisterhood Of The Traveling Pant

suckumentary by sammy bammers June 12, 2005

suckpump 

A male who is not cool and often deemed as "gay" or a "fag" by others, insinuating that this male loves to suck penis.

Julio's pissing me off right now. I'm gonna go punch that suckpump right in the face.

suckpump by M Night Thunder January 3, 2010

sackbum 

A low life pothead who gives other guys head for pot money.

Steve is such a sackbum. He gave me head for money last night.

sackbum by lotsoflove12 June 22, 2010

Suckumental 

1) A monumental amount of suckage.
2) To suck monumentally.
3) Items used in ceremony of suck. i.e. Suckumental wine
4) overwhelmingly sucky

This job is suckumental.

I have had a suckumental day.

Suckumental Wine

to a poor tipper, this was a suckumental showing of gratuity.

Suckumental by mastercommie December 9, 2011