straighto

Offense/slang-word uttered to offend heterosexuals, usually while these are showing some degree homophobia.

Homophobe: "...cuz unlike you i don't go around sucking dicks"

Homosexual: "get lost straighto!"

straighto by Hotel Clavijo October 24, 2009

No straighto 

The opposite of no homo

*talking to girl*
I wanna marry you and have babys with you, no straighto though.

No straighto by Soodanim December 23, 2014

No straighto 

Used when you are gay but accidentally sound like a straight person

Hailey: You are such a nice friend, Caleb, If I weren’t gay I would suck your fine ass dick and let you nut in my mouth. No straighto tho

No straighto by doo-dooButt July 27, 2018

Straightforward shooting weekend 

A party, involving alcohol, drugs and women. Some of whom may be under age.

Oh man, we had such a blast on Saturday! Virginia came over with her cute friends and we all got totally bombed! It was a straightforward shooting weekend!

Straightforward shooting weekend by DukeOfYork November 21, 2019

copenhagen straight 

Only the most round-house kicking, terrorist killing, freedom-loving dip there is. Made from all-natural American tobacco with a flavor that tastes like liberty.

Friend: "Got a lip of Skoal Cherry I can throw in?"

"Do you want to burn an American flag too you pussy? I dip Copenhagen Straight!"

copenhagen straight by DipShpit December 29, 2014

pissing straight mustard 

When you’re extremely dehydrated and your pee is a dark yellow

Bruhhh I got pretty crunk last night and now I’m pissing straight mustard

pissing straight mustard by potatoman501 November 17, 2019

Straightenin’ 

The process of getting straight, getting right.

Go grab the stick; we got some straightenin’ to do.

Straightenin’ by Hungrydon157 May 19, 2021