stewed 

drunk; inebriated. Under the influence of alcohol.

I was so stewed at that party last night.

stewed by HSTism June 13, 2006

Stewed 

/stu-ed/

Verb

1. The act of being seduced and pegged by a close family member of the same gender, usually a brother and/or father.

Adjective

2. Word used to describe a young boy who is both incest and stuck in the closet at the same time.

1. Person A: Why has (name) been acting so weird recently.
Person B: Not sure, but I think he may have been stewed.

2. Person A: That boy is way to close to his family.
Person B: Ye, he's stewed.

Stewed by XxxgayxxX June 21, 2019

stewed 

The state achieved while drunk and high at the same time. The word pulls its roots from a maritime dialect known as Chiac and is a combination of saoul (the french word for drunk) and stoned. An alternative is the word crunk.

Me: wow those people are messed up on weed and alcohol.
Arnaud: Ya dude y sont stewed (translation: ya dude there stewed)

stewed by Benj claytor December 21, 2010

Stewed 

When in beer pong, a player sinks the ball in the drinking cup of another player and the first player's partner immediately repeats the action yielding a double sunk drinking cup. The first sink ends the game, the second sink results in the player being "stewed." The result of being "stewed" is a permanent ending of the player's beer pong career.

"Holy shit...I've never seen anyone get stewed before. You just got owned in beer pong."

Stewed by zombiejesus666420 April 4, 2009

stewed 

A far cooler alternative to owned, pwned, or served that generally means you were dissed. Most effective following a bad "your mom" joke.

Anne: Well that was pretty quick.
Amanda: Your mom was pretty quick...last night!
Cara: OHHHHH you just got STEWED!

stewed by ShivaPie December 28, 2005

Stewed 

Adj - 1. In effect when something has gotten or become totally screwed up. 2. Facing the possible iminent threat of physical harm.

"The awards we're totally stewed!"

"You're stewed, buttwad!"

Stewed by UA August 26, 2004

Stewed 

To really screw something up

Wow man, the Lions really stewed this championship game

Stewed by Cool word guy January 28, 2024