sperglar 

Sperm + Burglar

One of the sluttiest girls you have ever known.

This slutty girl does not only want your sperm, she wants to steal all of it with her slutty tactics.

Guy 1: Yo I feel a lil light today, fucking slut.
Guy 2: What happened?
Guy 1: Straight sperglar man.

Guy 2: Holy shit! The sluttiest!

sperglar by DMXWoofWoof June 29, 2011

Spurglar 

A spurglar is a woman who steals sperm to “accidentally” fall pregnant.
A woman who tricks a man into having a baby.

You know he never wanted a baby. She tricked him. She is a spurglar.

Spurglar by Jay Fro August 26, 2013

sperglord

Internet caricature of typical self diagnosed aspergers suffering shutin that has to provide input on everything and anything in the most obnoxious, self unaware, or creepy manner possible.

See Crucifixion in anime page on wikipedia

Or just wikipedia which is edited by sperglords

sperglord by vaguba December 6, 2009

Sperglord

Someone who feels the need to be correct and validate themselves by stating facts or truisms regardless of circumstance, despite being completely socially inept at gauging exactly how much of a nobgobbler this makes them.

World of Warcraft Player: Quit being a sperglord.

Sperglord: <googles sperglord, doesn't like what he sees, and missing the point entirely, adds a less self-condemning definition (tagging "truth") which just makes him look like an even bigger sperglord>

Sperglord by lolsperglords November 8, 2011

Spergbaron 

A person who Spergs out so much that they have mastered the act and are so adept at doing so that they believe it to be normal behaviour.

Haha that guy demanding they change the tesla back to its pre nerf state while crying all over the forums is such a spergbaron!

Spergbaron by el ramo August 21, 2010

Spurglar 

A woman who steals sperm to "accidentally" fall pregnant. Sperm bandit.

Terry: How did Johno pull that smoking hot bird?

Justin: Mate she is getting on with age I suspect she is a spurglar.

Spurglar by judmeister August 31, 2013

Spermglary 

The unlawful theft of one's ejaculate.

When Maggie rapes Jakob Dylan and steals his ejaculate, she will be charged with first-degree spermglary.

Spermglary by blasme April 6, 2010