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Specialized 

A bicycle company that nearly went broke a few years ago. Now recovering they take task to sue anyone like Volagi or Roubaix cafe because they're a bunch of marketeers keen on ruining their once noble reputation and returning again to the almost broke once they use all their profits on lawsuits and people are fed up and stop buying their product.
'Oh did you hear Fred did a specialized? Now no one wants to know him and we used his promo shirts as rags in the shop'

Specialized highschool 

Noun: A place where nerds and assholes try so hard to get in just so they can become majority's boss and start slavery. However, those that can pass this bullshit have to be ordinary nerds that are planning to be evil and discriminative , or else their parents are hella strict.
Verb: To torture; to give an environment of nerdiness, bookish, anti-social, and 6 hour of homework.
Person: ayo which highschool yo planning to go boy ?
Nerd: I am going to specialized highschool so I can start slavery and become y'all street boy's boss in the future.
Person: *anger noises* I wish I can beat the shit out of this asshole.

specialized bun steamer 

When you can feel someone’s breath on your asscheeks. And you’re paying them for it.

Like when you’re polishing an apple, but it’s your buttcheeks.
“He was a real specialized bun steamer.”

Specialized NuggetHead 

Ugh, Richard's such a specialized nuggethead at BMX

Specialized Edison 

The fancy way of saying "special ed".
Jerry: Whats up Specialized Edison

Your Mom: Thats not my name Jerry, we broke up 3 years ago, get over it.

Jerry: And thats why your half brothers sister was in special ed!

Specialized rockhopper kids 

A step up from the trek kids, they can actually ride more than xc, and their advice goes as follows, “you are doing that wrong!” And “dude! Just send it!” But there is one thing that differs… they can’t go up hills to save their life, plus they usually work at a McDonald’s they also are good at dh and jumps, nothing else and always saying that they are right and you should “get better” even though you are faster than them in every way that doesn’t involve jumps, drops, or trails more that 50 foot long, and if it doesn’t have any of those they will be vomiting at the side of the trail in no time.
One step up from the trek kids, the Specialized rockhopper kids