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spam slam 

To be hit with a large number of spam e-mails all at once such that you lost track of other "Real Mail".
I did not get to read your note about that meeting in time since I got 'Spam Slammed' and had to delete the junk.
spam slam by Webb Morgan January 6, 2007

Spam slam 

To be slapped with a guys penis during sex while he shoves his whole fist up her vigina
Spam slam by Zerran January 14, 2017

slam the spam 

Loping the mule, jerking the gonaskas, whipping the wire, the old five knuckle shuffle across the ole piss pump.
After seeing his roomates girlfriend naked he felt the urge to slam the spam.

Spam Slamm 

The act of masturbating to a calendar of beefy, muscular men.

Credit goes to Booking the Territory.
My dad caught me doing the ol’ Spam Slamm while looking at Michael Hayes on the 1988 Wrestling Calendar. Fortunately, I told him I was just really excited about Leap Year.
Spam Slamm by The Ether Bunny March 8, 2019

spamslam 

He gave me a real spamslam

Spa slam me into tomorrow
spamslam by nogbadthebad September 24, 2020