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spasticated 

1.) A dismissive for appearing out of touch, behind the times, or slow.
2.) To be stupid, retarded or mentally challenged.
Ali G: "I iz actually spasticated"
Mate: "What are you fucken spasticated or sunnin?"
spasticated by rainey06au August 28, 2005

Spasticated 

Drunk beyond belief, so much so that you resemble a 'spastic'
I was spasticated on Friday after a cheeky Nandos and 12 shots of booka
Spasticated by London-ledge March 25, 2016

spasticated monkey 

meaning a person or individual acting very strange or studip. Someone being like a monkey of its brain.
Does he always act like this? "No he's just being a spasticated monkey".
spasticated monkey by dylberto32 August 21, 2009

The spasticated monkey 

it is the art of applying wax to the hair of the arm pits of someone (subject can be asleep, or awake), and ripping it off while sticking a lit cigarette up the nose.
" Gary got the spasticated monkey again last night, he was a right tool".

spasticated 

If you say or do stupid things....like being clumsy ect.
corr i'm propper spasticated 2 day lol
spasticated by Hayley Washbrook August 30, 2004

Spazticated orangutan 

An insult to a fat person with body weight that rivals that of an blue whale (fat retard). They refuse to do any physical activities what so ever and usually end up lying on the floor like a spazticated orangutan - hence the insult.
Guy - Haha! Your a Spazticated orangutan!