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snow penis 

The sculpture of a giant penis made entirely from fresh snow. This sculpture is usually constructed by college students in an attempt to have their photo displayed on CollegeHumor.com. The snow penis was selected such that college students everywhere would no longer have to strain themselves to come up with anything that could be construed as clever, original, or funny. Snow penis architects are easily identifiable -- they are usually the same tools who wear their baseball caps off-center, frequently display the shocker, and drink shit beer like Natural Light.
We got our first snowfall of the season last night, so it's not hard to believe that I saw no less than seven snow penises while walking across campus this afternoon.
snow penis by Non Sequitur September 23, 2005

snow penis 

a giant penis made out of snow, often made by penises.
dude, that penis made a snow penis on my lawn!
snow penis by Greg B September 25, 2005

snow penis 

A large erection that is erected out of snow. It is usually about 6 feet tall.
That snow penis we made yesterday sure does trump the last one we did.
snow penis by Gary Coleman IV June 18, 2008