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Jizz Snizzler 911 

When you ejaculate your one eyed yogurt into a females facial region including the mouth causing her to cough and choke on your semen whilst she is choking you call the cops and evacuate the premises
Oh fuck it's the Jizz Snizzler run oh wait is that fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Jizz Snizzler 911 - the coughing devil

rick the sizzler 

Justin Biebers snapchat username. He posts short videos that are either comedic or inspirational on his story. He sometimes wears a pair of sunglasses and a fake mustache and refers to himself as "Rick the sizzler" in his videos
rick the sizzler just posted on his story go check it out!

flamingo sizzler 

- n.
- Any unnamed or generic alcoholic mixed drink/concoction that is randomly pink in color.
- No two flamingo sizzlers are EVER alike.
After exposing his piece, the guy sensually indulged himself in a flamingo sizzler; caressing the glass with his stache'd lips.

Little Sizzler 

A child left in the car during summer months
We came out of the store and the cops were breaking a window out of a moo van to rescue a little sizzler.
Little Sizzler by Charles Sm1th October 22, 2011

Snowman Swizzler 

When you get a smoothie or milkshake, and the girl sucks your dick and drinks through the straw at the same time
a) "Hey there, wanna give me a snowman swizzler?"
b) "What the hell is that?"
a) "Well, basically, it is like drinking out of two milkshakes at once, except for one of the straws is my dick!"
Snowman Swizzler by Penithdeth April 24, 2010

Double Sizzler 

The act of inserting two penises simultaneously into a woman's anus for sexual gratification or to cause humiliation.
Brandine was down for the double sizzler as long as we promised to give her an airtight seal when Bobby showed up.
Double Sizzler by adeptus clevis December 17, 2008