Summer's Eve Salesman 

A gigantic douche bag. WAY beyond the realm of simply being a douche. A purveyor of douche bags. One who specializes in the sale of feminine hygiene products.

Person one: My ex boyfriend called last night and asked me out for a drink.

Person two: I can't believe you're going to hang out with that Summer's Eve Salesman again.

Summer's Eve Salesman by Annahoj June 1, 2007

Snakesman 

A person of the criminal sort adept at finding his or her way into or out of a building. Usually someone of small stature able to fit through tight places.

Exemplified in Michael Crichton's "The Great Train Robbery" in the character of Clean Willy.

Pierce: "You say your the fastest, bloody best Screwsman in the country, hmm? Well, here's a fitting challenge!"
Agar: "Challenge? Seventy five seconds for two keys! It's nigh impossible!"
Pierce: "What if a snakesman comes over the roof and cracks the drum from the inside?"
Agar: "What snakesman's to break that drum? Nobody good enough is out. The best is Clean Willy, and he's in."

Snakesman by Touchstone the Fool March 5, 2007

Snakeskin Slap

The act of responsibly using a condom during sex, then, while hiding the fact that you're about to cum, pull out, rip the condom off, and simutaneously slap her in the face with the condom while re-penetrating and cumming in the lucky girls vagina.

Last night I snakeskin slapped that bitch from the bar but I think she gave me herpes.

Snakeskin Slap by Lord Indrid November 11, 2009

Salesman sorta giant 

A person that sales Molly and Mary and other various items AKA tyler the creator

He’s a salesman sorta giant because he sells dope

Salesman sorta giant by Micheal scoott July 3, 2022

Sushi Salesman 

Someone who sells fish (Selfish)

A certain D-line working in SF Financial District eats all the food in the pantry and then turns around and calls other people selfish. He's the only sushi salesman in the tri-state area.

Sushi Salesman by yanceypants April 21, 2010

scientology salesman 

The guy who repeatedly calls and emails you to come to Dianetics office to take a personality test. Really, it's just another way to convince you to buy more scientology crap.

Jon: "I honestly don't want to be a scientologist."

Greg: "Ha, HA, HA, ha...I knew you would say that.That's why I want you to purchase this workbook from Ron, it explains exactly how you are feeling right now."

Jon: "Tom Cruise is gay."

Greg: "NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!"

Jon: "Ha, got rid of that scientology salesman."

scientology salesman by jvarna5 February 1, 2008

snakeskin boots 

Masturbating and ejaculating onto a sleeping person's feet so that upon waking they have dried up semen to peel off their flesh; much like shedded snake skin.

She was sleeping so peacefully and I didn't want to disturb her, so I gave Sarah a pair of snakeskin boots this morning.

snakeskin boots by Dr. Hank Hamilton November 9, 2017