smurfitus 

it’s bad
It causes blue marks on your hands
Very serious condition

Very trickablw
Bad symptoms
Not treatable

“Does she have smurfitus cause she really do he acting like she does ?!”

smurfitus by Secret father of daughter May 16, 2020

smurfitus 

it’s bad
It causes blue marks on your hands
Very serious condition

Very trickablw
Bad symptoms
Not treatable

“Does she have smurfitus cause she really do he acting like she does ?!”

smurfitus by Secret father of daughter May 16, 2020

smurftastic 

1. over-the-top amazingness

"Whoa, Brianne and Frankie are insanely smurftastic!"

smurftastic by Brianne Leaf and Frankie Spano August 25, 2007

smurfit 

To complete a task under grueling circumstances.

I know its hard but if you ever want to get out of here, you better smurf it.

If I won't be able to take a sickday, I'll just have to smurfit.

smurfit by Xpndsprt August 8, 2006

Smurfitis

(Also known as blue ball syndrome)... An over swelling of the testicals as a direct response to lack of use/sexual intercourse.

Going more than 7 days with no head, blows, shines, BJs, handjobs, handshandy, monkeyspank, sex, jammin, barebackin or gettin some can lead to a serious case of smurfitis or blueball syndrome

Smurfitis by Evilgizmo666 February 20, 2010

smurfhousing

Pushing down on the flaccid penis of a circumcised male so that it looks like a Smurf's house. Can usually only be done for a short time, as the stimulation will cause the penis to grow.

My girlfriend was smurfhousing me last night. It was pissing me off.

smurfhousing by smurfhouser October 5, 2010

smurftasticful 

The most awesometasticful thing at that moment

Watching the winter Olympics is smurftasticful!!!!!!!

smurftasticful by Leon-Yves February 19, 2010