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smuggard 

A person displaying an attitude marked by excessive complacency or self-satisfaction. Someone just a little too pleased with him or herself.
Ever since Glenn got the raise and the hot wife he has become an insufferable smuggard.
smuggard by Smuggard April 7, 2010
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Smegma Male 

A guy who is so in to NOFAP that that smegma starts coming out of his penis .
Have you heard ? Emil hasn't masturbated for 2 week now .

Yeah he has become a true smegma male .
Smegma Male by Hanza30 August 12, 2021

Smegmaxxing 

Smegmaxxing is a term used within incelculture, and is more specifically related to the looksmaxxxing community. Looksmaxxers try to break down looks into a science, and "maximize" their own by using whatever mechanism they believe will help them reach higher standards of beauty. Smegmaxxing describes the process of a male not properly cleaning their male reproductive organ in order to gather an excess amount of smegma. This excess smegma results in an increased level and projection of pheromones, which is commonly known to attract members of the female sex.
"Did you smell Joe walking past earlier? I can tell he's been smegmaxxing lately!"
"Woah dude! We should really start smegmaxxing, I've heard its super effective!"

smegmaintenance

The act of cleaning under the foreskin.
One reason Eamon gets so much fellatio is that he keeps his junk neat and sweet by performing smegmaintenance thrice a week.
A spicy holiday drink made from cinnamon, nutmeg, cream, and ejaculate. To prepare; pour cream into your partner's mouth, sprinkle on cinnamon and nutmeg, then drop a load and sweeten to taste.
Jason: "Sarah, what's your favorite thing about the holidays"

Sarah: "Hmmm... Well, I love cuddling up in front of the fire with a mug of your spunky smegg nog!"
smegg nog by terminal2 December 23, 2008

smegmatron 

A person with enough smegma accumulation to kill a herd of cows, and who smells worse than your local cheese factory.
Hey Brian...I hope you didn't get anywhere with that smegmatron last night...boy was she a stank.
smegmatron by tubbytub June 13, 2008