sloppy sex 

Intercourse involving a lot of bodily fluid and fumbling; often comdom free and/or result of inebriation.

"We went back to his place and had wet, sloppy sex."

sloppy sex by Sleep-o-potamus May 16, 2016

Sloppy Pizza Sex 

Eating copious amounts of pizza from any credible place with your partner then attempting to engage in sexual activity shortly after; often associated with low stamina, severe fatigue, high body temperature, a disgusting amount of sweat, shortness of breath, uncomfortable fullness, giving up half-way through sex, and the realization of how pointless it is to attempt having sex after destroying a fuck ton of pizza.

Girl: Babe, let's get pizza tonight!
Guy: Okay.
*couple proceeds to destroy 4 pizzas*

Guy: Babe, I'm so full, let's have sloppy pizza sex !
Girl: Let's see if we can finish this time.

*5 minutes into sex*
Guy: I give up.
Girl: It's okay, so do i.

Sloppy Pizza Sex by ch33kz April 7, 2015

sloppys3xhaver 

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SLOPPYshex

Sloppy shit covered sex.

Man- Let's have SLOPPYshex tonight.

Woman- What's that?

Man- A very sexy shit fight in bed.

SLOPPYshex by FedSexy December 5, 2011

sloppysx3haver 

sloppysx3haver is a popular meme page on Instagram who posts cool templates and memes

“Have you heard of sloppysx3haver? the page is really cool and the owner is really hot”

sloppysx3haver by PebbleEscobar69 July 1, 2021