slopportunity 

n. (pl. -ties) A set of circumstances which present themselves out of shear incompetence or poorly-performed efforts.

Combination of the words 'sloppy' & 'opportunity'

"I thought I lost my shot with the girl when I pissed myself at the bar, but realized the slopportunity when she said that she was really into water-sports."

slopportunity by magnerash December 2, 2011

Window of Slopportunity 

The drunk window of time when your standards diminish and you will fuck anything that walks until the moment you pass out.

Greg's window of slopportunity is rapidly closing.

Window of Slopportunity by Damson Hoochie May 12, 2017

plopportunity 

When you go to pee in a public bathroom, notice it's empty of other patrons and take a dump instead.

Never pass up a good plopportunity when you're out in public

plopportunity by TomatotheCat December 2, 2014

snapportunity 

when an opportunity arises that you believe would make a perfect post to snapchat

That prank that you pulled on Mr. A last class where you pied him in his face in the middle of his lecture was a perfect snapportunity. So many kids posted it to their story!

snapportunity by Giuseppe PussySlayer 69 February 12, 2015

swapportunity 

an opportunity to barter instead of paying for something

The swapportunity made more sense for her so she simply bartered for what she wanted.

swapportunity by CharlestonSC March 16, 2015

flopportunity 

1. noun (masculine) a set of circumstances in a soccer match that makes it possible for a player to badly fake an injury despite no or little contact from an opposing player in order to be awarded a free or penalty kick.

Note: There is no known common feminine form of this noun as it is scarcely found in women's soccer.

Nearing the 85th minute, Neymar, feeling the pressure of his team's imminent loss down 1-0, senses a player from the opposing team within 5 meters of him as he enters the opponents' 18m box. He then quickly falls to the pitch, writhes in pain, holds his ankle, and grimaces as if he had just suffered an actual lower leg amputation. Subsequently, Neymar makes a penalty kick, to tie the match. A master at this skill, Neymar could scarcely afford to miss this timely flopportunity for his team.

flopportunity by I'm You're Hucklebearer August 5, 2018

stopportunity 

A word designed to prevent having to explain that you are waiting for a good opportunity to stop/pause a movie, video game or other activity.

"Are you going to come eat dinner?" "Yes I'm just waiting for a stopportunity."

This would replace "Yes, I'm just waiting for a chance to pause the movie." Or "Yes, I'm just waiting for a slow down in the action so I can pause."

This is nearly as short and easy as "Yes, I'm coming in a minute!" but conveys more specific information and is a more polite response.

stopportunity by Visiblemode July 31, 2013