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sleepwait 

The act of lying down and drifting in and out of sleep while you wait for something or some one.
1) I gotta go. John is sleepwaiting for me in the other room.

2) Jane alway makes me sleepwait. How long does it take to get ready for bed?

3) John: wyd?

Jane: sleepwaiting til my bf gets here
sleepwait by TeaInTheMoment August 9, 2017

sleepbating 

When a women has a wet dream and wonders why she actually had an orgasm without stimulation. The only explanation is that she was Sleepbating. Sleepbating implies that the female individual was sexually stimulating herself unbeaknownst to her own consciousness during a rather riviting dream about a sexy ass motherfucker. This can consist of pleasuring yourself with your hands or by rubbing against your sheets.
Desiree: Holy fuck... did i just have sex???... Nah, i must've been Sleepbating again.

Sleepbitching 

when a person bitches at another person while they are sleeping. Similar to talking while sleeping, but instead the subject sleeping is bitching.
Last night, Steve woke up to the sounds of Suzy sleepbitching at him.
Sleepbitching by Kenzen90 September 8, 2011

sleepbate 

When you violently masturbate while you are completely asleep and dreaming about a lesbian
"Oh my god, I sleepbated about that girl last night."
sleepbate by SEXYBIOTCH February 17, 2014