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Slapdash 

1. (adj.) done hastily; haphazard; careless
2. (adv.) in a hasty or careless manner
3. (verb) to slap someone (preferably in the face) and then dash, i.e. run away*

*This must be preceded by the slapped person being tricked into reading the word (slapdash), not necessarily aloud.
I just got slapdashed, now I must have my revenge.
Slapdash by Clovis Fields May 1, 2010

slappachino 

A slappachino is a young girl, often from East London, who can be found around the local branch of Starbucks on a Saturday afternoon touting for free fags and a quick shag before H&M's close.
Sharon is a thick bitch, a right slappachino.

Mike was sure he would score tonight, the club was full of slappachinos.
slappachino by IndiePunk April 18, 2004

slapdash 

A jury-rigged repair. Anything held together with duct-tape, bubble-gum or baling wire. A machine put together by a hack , with a hacksaw and a trowel.
Me: That's a slapdash repair.
Used Car Salesman: What's dat?
Me: The windshield is held in by duct tape instead of a rubber seal.
slapdash by AviationMetalSmith December 12, 2008

slapdash 

The act of giving someone a handjob then quickly running away-robbie ransom
Bro my GF just gave me a slapdash last night. I couldnt find her afterward
slapdash by like50somalians November 19, 2010

Slapdash 

1. Revising for your exams a week after you have completed them.

2. Throwing a bin carelessly out of the window to hurriedly get rid of rubbish
1, Parent: Haris, when are you going to revise?

Haris: Next week

Parennt: but that is after the exams!

Haris: Slapdash

2. Dr. Blache: Were is the bin?

Haris: Slapdash
Slapdash by zrix July 8, 2011

slapdash 

1. v. tr. to procrastinate or hastily complete a project with unbelievable excellence. This combines the traditional meaning of the adjective slapdash (sloppy), while accentuating the positive aspect of the second syllable dash (as in dashing, impressive, debonair); to MacGyver something.

2. n. a project created by slapdashing. Also, slapdashery.

3. n. a person who exhibits awesomeness by consistently and successfully slapdashing projects.
1. Angus MacGyver slapdashes yet another gizmo to thwart his enemies. May the gods bless you, Richard Dean Anderson. You are an inspiration to us all.

2. That presentation was such a slapdash! How can you pull that off so well? I hate you.

3. She got an A? Pat is such an unbelievable slapdash!
slapdash by Rainbow Slapdash April 6, 2014