skrids

Any small, broken up particles of a larger, valued substance. Particularly used when there is not a surplus of material, and nothing should be wasted.

broken chips, left over weed. i.e. "there isn't much, just these skrids but i think we can still get high"

skrids by bad.habits February 22, 2009

Skrimski

When an English person tries to do an impression of a Polish person, Skrimski is the first word that comes to mind.

Hello Dad. Skrimski LEVANDINVSKI Son!

Skrimski by Mike Southrop June 14, 2021

Skrads 

A bootlegger of mythical proportions; famed for the great run of Homecoming '07 in which 5 runs were made in 2 hours. Some of his other notable triumphs include passing out in a snowbank and getting thrown in the drunk tank, passing out at a party and getting painted black with sharpies, and having rough sex with BM. Although extremely dirty and a notorious clinger, he is regarded as one of the most respected and hilarious characters in Dryden history.

A:"What do you have to drink?"
K:"I think I'm gonna get a 2-4, but I have no one to buy for me"
A: "We should hit up Pizza Hut. Skrads is probably workin"
<At Pizza Hut>
K: "Skrads, can you buy me a 2-4?"
S: "Where ya drinking tonite?"

Skrads by Drydenite08 August 21, 2009

give 'em the skids 

-phrase
1. with motivational intentions.
2. residual fecal matter remaining attached to a toilet bowl post flushing.

sometimes you just got to get out there, do your best, and give 'em the skids!

give 'em the skids by m.gutz May 12, 2011

greasing the skids 

To consume some type of food or medication in order to unclog a constipated keester such as coffee, prune juice or a greasey steak sandwich.

That correctol I slipped into grandpa's prune juice was just what the docta ordered for greasing the skids! Now he has skid marks that could make all the residents of Shartlesville envioius.

greasing the skids by Tenacious Faulker March 28, 2009

skaids 

Skype AIDS. When your internet connection is so shitty, that it causes other people in your skype calls to crash, force reboots, or otherwise have a generally shitty skype experience from hearing random gunshots, to reverb from hell.

Deru, what the fuck, your internet connection has given me skAIDS. Skype is no longer working. Pull the screwdriver out of your router and reconnect.

skaids by ZadeTheDestroyer December 3, 2013

skidsophrenia 

A hacking disorder in which a hacker hacks too "hard" leading into a breakdown in which his thoughts, emotions, and behavior go on a hacking frenzy.

"hey dudeeee... that guy I think has skidsophrenia.. such a skiddddd"

skidsophrenia by MCLegend May 13, 2014