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Firing off the skin pistol 

1. To masturbate vigorously. Always associated with males.

2. To procrastinate.


1. ...Then suddenly he dropped his pants and immediately started firing off the ol' skin pistol. Fucking disgusting wanker.

2. Do you really think she is going to introduce you to her parents, or are you just firing off the skin pistol?

skin piston

A person that has sex in return for a Happy Meal.
She proposed the skin piston with a burger, fry, and a small drink.
skin piston by Ronbo1977 October 12, 2011

Skinpistol 

An Abercrombie hat wearing, date- raping, wanna-be frat boy. A pretty boy. A meathead. Any guy who is more concerned with his appearance than the average female, and who is overuses lame pick-up lines. Any guy who thinks he is hot shit, but is in fact a loser who can't get girls. A white preppy guy who runs his mouth to bigger, African American guys.
David is such a skinpistol! He started running his mouth to my bro!
Skinpistol by E-Bizzle January 25, 2004

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026