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swallatio 

When you get a blow job and the chick swallows your load.
I had been taking ginseng and wheatgrass every day for the last month to increase my load size. Once the bitch went down on my cock, I knew I was in for some good fucking swallatio. I blew a huge load and she swallowed it all! That whore! SBT took it all!

Skillitis 

A person who suffers from a disease of too much skill.Very rare and extraordinary disease occurs in 1 every million adult men.Females are immune to this as they’re useless
Harry stop doing rainbow flicks.You must have Skillitis
Skillitis by Rishi Sunak December 15, 2020

skillorious 

skillorious (adj)
1. Having both skill and glory
2. Having great talent
Batman Is Skillorious at beating bad guys.

skillionaire

Q: "Who invented the omlette?"
A: "IT WAS SKILLIONAIRES."
skillionaire by Ray Deemer July 7, 2006

Smilvation 

Salvation achieved by meeting a (super) MILF. It's not necessary to actually conversate with the (super) milf: if she's stunning enough, a simple gance be sufficient for a smilvation.
A: Man, I feel so alive again!
B: What happened?
A: I saw your mother this morning, and I had this incredible smilvation!
Smilvation by Youri al Cadouri June 20, 2009

skyplation 

Having (or maintaining) a relationship (usually long-distance) over Skype, or other forms of communication over the internet.
"I hate having a skyplation with you." says girlfriend in California to boyfriend in South Africa.
skyplation by chipsi June 21, 2010