skekm 

The build up of a very smelly feta cheese like substance around the unwashed penis.
Typically of a man who is uncircumcised, is a tradie and has a sweaty job, remains unshowered for multiple days

Regan woke up from a 3 day bender naked on the floor, he went to piss but was faced a mountain of skekm on the head of his Laho, Regan should not have gone to sunshine Ave

skekm by 420roofer June 10, 2020

Skemantics

1. (skå-m

an-tíks) n. A combination of the words semantics and schematics. Commonly mispronounced during times of heated arguments over simple topics.

Brad: No Matt, you did not pay rent last month either.
Matt: Brad, I am not going to argue skemantics with you.
Brad: ......
David: ......

Skemantics by DY87 September 22, 2010

Skeem

A word used by Zambian yo balis in place of think.

You skeem I was feeling laka?

What were you skeeming?

You skeem you're hard?

Skeem by AmIDull October 9, 2017

SkEmail 

Contraction of Skype and Email. A long monologue sent by means of Skype chat whilst recipient is either away or offline, destined for later viewing.

Tori: "I was surprised to log on and be bombarded by an avalanche of messages"
Pierre: "Yeah sorry for the SkEmail, I guess I was bored.."

SkEmail by Flower Pot October 19, 2008

Skemmel

Hair at the back of a cat or an old ladies neck, ie; A short hair cut that has a definitve line.

I can see that cat's skemmel!

That old lady has a skemmel hair cut!

Skemmel by leab90 January 5, 2010

skermz 

An unnecessarily swole twitch streamer who gives off extremely cozy vibes

I need a bad bleep .... Skermz Rae.... shorty the baddest... and she got her ways

skermz by Bsmith343 October 5, 2020

Skembo

To overcome, conquer, dominate, or triumph. Usually used as a verb, but can also be used many other ways depending on the need.

I'm going to go Skembo this game.

Skembo by MSkembo May 27, 2011