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sprockets 

An interesting Germanic television program hosted by the homosexual Dieter and his pet monkey. The show always ends in an homo-erotic dance complete with poncy Germans.
"Now it is the time on Sprockets when we dance!"-Dieter, host of Sprockets
sprockets by Optimus Pat October 16, 2004

shrocket 

High powered shit caused by an energy drink with at least 50% juice content. Only when the fecal matter is splattered on the sides of the bowl, is it considered a shrocket.
Shit rocket, when you destroy the bathroom after drinking an energy drink (with juice), when the discharge comes out so forcefully that it all sticks on the sides of the bowl and does not end up in the water. "That energy drink killed my stomach i'm going to have to shrocket soon."
shrocket by Andrew and Brynden June 21, 2008

Sprocket rocket 

I was going down I 70 and a sprocket rocket flew past me.
Sprocket rocket by ALL BIZ September 3, 2018

schprockets 

the most kick ass skit on saturday night live with mike meyers as some german dude
Now's zee time on schprockets ven vee dance!
schprockets by lespauladdict February 26, 2005

Sprocket 

an alternate term for ratchet but targeting the male fuckup
ratchet ass bitch!(towards the female),

u a sprocket ass nigga! (towards the male)
Sprocket by Dniking October 15, 2017

This Toads the Wet Sprocket!

Saying this means that you are in a bad or otherwise unwanted situation.

Leela from Futurama said the phrase "This toads the wet sprocket!" in an episode entitled "Future Stock". This is a reference to "Toad the Wet Sprocket", an American folk rock band that formed in 1986.
"My favorite TV show was cancelled? This toads the wet sprocket!"