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A demented faguin of the highest order that creeps into your house at night and smells your dick, also on the way out it touches your pets with its elbow.
shmurgy is an ass raping butt pirate that will fuck your dog while you sleep.
shmurgy by the dacktiss king December 3, 2013
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One who gives off a creepy vibe. A lurch. A slimy kind of person that seems to be hanging around or looking at you when you least expect it. Some times dirty as well. Usually a male acting shmarmy toward a female.
Jane "Look at the way that guy keeps starring at Sharron, he's acting really shmarmy."
When you change the baby and the fresh air creates a geyser.
I changed the baby and got sprayed in the eye. Super shmirmy.
Shmirmy by Joseph J Biden February 16, 2021
Shmarmy. adjective describing a man who is a total scumbag, likes to eat honey nut fearios, and watches the worst movies of all time, sharknado.
I dont trust that marlon brando guy, hes kinda shmarmy
shmarmy by i hate liberals_boi July 13, 2022
"Dirty Shmurty," but without the dirty. A positive acknowledgment to something.
"The professor dropping the homework is so shmurty."
Shmurty by Nathan Moses Butler February 2, 2023