shiv shiv

bitch; you're awful (in faux british accent)

you're such a shiv shiv

shiv shiv by ncjsioancosw January 29, 2021

Shiv syndrome 

When the two tard Shiv's go head to head in anything. These niggas are always beefing with each other about some dumbass shit. All the shit they say when beefing makes no sense at all so it is virtually impossible for everyone else to pick a side. Due to their inability to coexist at all, anytime they are together, it is an extremely toxic situation. It looks like they have some unspoken competition about who the better Shiv is. The only thing this duo is good for is providing entertainment to everyone else with their constant beef.

The Shiv's went head to head in 2k and started beefing because one called the other "trash" so both of Shiv's began to argue about who is better at 2k and they always look for any opportunity to take digs at each anytime the other Shiv fucks up. We always refer to this beef as the "Shiv syndrome."

Shiv syndrome by TurnM3Up June 1, 2020

shiv

Type of gods name. Shiv: king of all gods

Shiv: always happy ,very powerful , nice ,kind , easy to talk to, has a lot of power , always there if you need help , good looking and respectful

Shiv is the most powerful name

shiv by I'm.everyone's. king August 22, 2018

Shiv Barco 

The ancient martial art based in the mountains of Peru. Focuses on balance, with training from shepherds and goats. To achieve mastery, one has to stand on the edge of a cliff on one foot while being butted by mountain goats during an earthquake. Grandmaster Greg is the only one known to have achieved mastery, demonstrating moves such as Pole-de-Goat, Pat-de-Goat and Shiv-de-Goat. Shiv Barco is also known as human wellbeing.

I didn't fall because I am trained in the art of Shiv Barco

Shiv Barco by Shiv Barco September 18, 2018

Ask me if I shiv a git 

A nifty phrase my always proper-in-public platinum blonde mother would use when sarcastically emphasizing to someone how truly little she was giving a shit.

Oh boy, that takes a big load off me for sure; ask me if I shiv a git!

Ask me if I shiv a git by Dr Bunnygirl July 18, 2020

Don't shiv 

From Frank Miller's Batman Dark Night , when the mutants refer to the Leader and Batman "My Mon Bats don't shiv" meaning doesn't show fear, as in, doesn't shiver with fear.

The other guy just pulled a boom stick on his face, but my man don't shiv!

Don't shiv by SDMS September 25, 2020

SHIV

1) Slang for a knife or any other small cutting/stabbing weapon, often homemade; think inmates with sharpened toothbrushes.
2) The act of utilising the aforementioned small cutting/stabbing weapon to cut/stab someone.

"I'ma shiv you, bitch!"

SHIV by Daemon July 27, 2002