shitstove 

A generic insult, derived from the unpleasant arrangement of a heated stove full of human feces.

One of many, often created on-the-fly insults from combining two or more words. These are sometimes called 'mix-and-match' insults and almost always include a pronfanity such as fuck, shit or cunt.

I know John was being a fucking clownboat but Steve was just being a real shitstove.

shitstove by superjer April 27, 2006

shitlover 

An individual that allows family and friends to treat them like shit. The individual gets tired of having to tolerate the bullshit treatment and will cry to people that don't treat them like shit and these people that never shit on that individual will be there for support. But then the individual wants to tolerate being shit on again by their family or friends and then the people giving the individual their support end up having to deal with that individuals shit.

The shitlover is a lost cause and always ends up going back for more so don't even get involved or you will be a shitlover too.

shitlover by jpg3 December 5, 2011

Shittower

Shittower is Something you do before getting dressed to go to work you take a shit and then immediately shower.

However in some extreme circumstances and if you are in a real hurry you can combine the act of shiting and showering to just one act of shittowering.

I just finished my coffee and i am going to shittower and get out here.

Thanks Tbagmartin

Shittower by Tbagmartin August 17, 2011

Shitsolve 

A shitsolve is a substandard solution to a problem no one wants to solve but is sufficiently effective enough to fool a few people into the notion that the problem is temporarily resolved. Shitsolves have a tendency to pop up again in the most unexpected and unplanned ways cascading a subsequent river of shit on unsuspecting people.

"after weeks of procrastination and finger-pointing, the team delivered a shitsolve to meet the deadline, but everyone knew it was destined to came back and haunt them and anyone who touched it in the future."

Shitsolve by EuphoricOrange March 27, 2023

Fried Dough Shitstorm

When you eat too much fried dough at a carnival and just can't make it to the port-a-potty. See "chocolate rain".

Unicorn: We're sorry, you're fried dough shitstorm ruined our utopian society. Farewell forever.
Donkey: Blue ribbon bitches!

Fried Dough Shitstorm by Kestutis October 20, 2010

Mexican Shitstorm 

An alcoholic beverage reminiscent of a "Chelada".
Preparation:
- 1 Pint Glass
- 1 part Tecate
- 1 part Red Wine (preferably boxed)

A) "Dude, I just found out that my girlfriend is my step sister."
B) " Whoa. You need a Mexican Shitstorm."
A) "Mexican Shitstorm? What's that?"
A) "Well, do ya like beer?"
B) "Yeah."
A) "Do you like cheap red wine, fresh out the box?"
B) "Do I ever!"
A) "Then enjoy a nice warm Mexican Shitstorm and your troubles will melt away!"

Mexican Shitstorm by Roisin Dubh VII April 25, 2013

shitstorm 

A gigantic cluster fuck... but not in a military sense.

A huge fuck-up of epic proportions of some sort or another and its ensuing calamity. As in, the person or normal situation you were supposed to be a part of is now so totally screwed up as to turn the entire scenario into a farce; or something that could end up in you going to either jail or losing your profession.

Holy shit... I went into the office today, and I was fully unprepared for the ensuing shitstorm. This client was so fucked up, I couldn't believe that I was actually part of this human tragedy. I think I will give up finance and take up digging ditches.

shitstorm by fuckup, screwed, fucked, gawd, shit November 6, 2006