shit off 

an alternative way of politely asking someone to fuck off. it is more funny to use in conversation as not many people say it.

"mum can i have some money to pay for anal sex after school?" mum replies "shit off!"

shit off by McSquigan May 20, 2007

shit off 

same as saying fuck off but better
You say it to someone if they're bein a berk

Rv - "Hello Charlie"
Kirst - "Shit off Charlie, you berk"

shit off by i'm a cockney February 6, 2009

shit off 

To be angry at one another.

Shit Off you fuckarse.

shit off by Kitten Poo September 10, 2003

Shit Off 

Competition to assess who can shit the fastest

"Gonna have a shit off to see who gets the US presidency job"

Shit Off by DIRTY BOLLOCKS June 23, 2017

shit off 

a word used to offend people who point out grammatical spelling areas on graffiti on a bus window

it's supposed to have an apostrophe in it

SHIT OFF

shit off by bill the troll November 24, 2004

shit off 

Shit off originates from the ancient tribal island of Poon, where small creatures known as Poons, spoke in the forgotten language of Poonish. These creatures were very harsh little creatures, and the most common word or phrase they said was "Shit off", meaning to fuck off, in a nicer way.

Shit off you poon
Shit off ya ragamuff
I don't want you here, so Shit off.

shit off by King Poon June 6, 2004

shit off 

think of sit off then make it shit off
a lesson that is boring but not much work is done

Sam: isnt Art a sit off?
Liam: na,i hate drawing,its shit
Sam: so its a shit off for you?
Liam: Yeah

shit off by Sam Humphreys September 1, 2008