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shabockle 

Noun: A SFW alternative for "shit show"

(1) A mess of events, details, or plans usually caused by trying to organize 6 or more people

(2) A tangled process, usually leading one to say to themselves "what a fucking shit show"

Synonyms: Shit show, cluster fuck, fiasco, debacle
We're trying to get 6 friends together for a weekend at the cabin. You know how much of a shabockle that can be.
shabockle by agroots January 6, 2014
Related Words

Shaboggle 

a situation that is confusing or full of difficulties. Similar to a cluster fuck, however the more "work" appropriate term.
Tina the whole issue with the shipping department is a shaboggle.
Shaboggle by TMcD88 March 18, 2015
The word you say when you are scooping someone's boob or moob. Or, the word you scream to wake someone.
Jenny:*sits on park bench*

Bobby:*runs over to Jenny* *scoops Jenny's boob* SHABOOBLE!!!!

Jenny: AHHH!!!
Shabooble by Jean Mistycastle June 29, 2010

shaboozle 

This can be done many ways. Telling someone you're only talking to them, when in all reality you have, like, at least 4 side pieces. Stealing, literally anything. Tricking someone into falling in love with you just to break their heart. Telling a guy (or multiple guys) you're pregnant so you can come up on $500, or keep him around longer to play more mind games with him. Blaming a fart on someone else. Eating someone else's french fries on the way home and/or giving them all the *butt* fries from Chick-fil-a then taking the better ones from their container. Going on a date just for a free meal. Pooping in a public bathroom and exclaiming, "wow, someone really stunk it up in here!" to others on the way out. Telling a guy you're putting your number in his phone then venmo-ing yourself $100. Recyling nudes/using ones from Google images. Going to a buffet and bringing a purse lined with ziploc bags. Oh, and of course, betting money on literally any other team against a Cowboys fan.
Wow dude, you're really trying to shaboozle me right now.
I'm trying to shaboozle this girl by telling her I'm only talking to her, LOL!

You tried to shaboozle me, but I shaboozled you first - and THAT is how. it's. done. *hair flip*
shaboozle by protect_ya_neck July 23, 2019
When you are running a tad bit late so you must move real quickly or "shacockle" to get there on time.
"I was running really late today so to get to school i had to shacockle out of my driveway."

"I had to get to bed early last night, so when me and my gilfriend were dry humping i had to hurry up and shacockle so i could get some sweet shut-eye."
shacockle by N+L June 17, 2008

Shaboppled 

To come back after you have been Shazaamed, also called a flap jack.
Kyle you Shaboppled him with that comeback!!
Shaboppled by Shazaamizer June 25, 2006