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A seagull that sees everything. It is literally all knowing. It knows that you had a piece of toast for breakfast today. It knows why you accidentally dropped a glass of Fanta on your grandma’s rug. It knows when you farted really loud in the middle of class. It literally knows EVERYTHING…
Joe: “Hey Timmy, I was at the beach and there was this weird seagull that was looking at me. Then it told me, ‘I know what you did.’ Should I be scared?”

Timmy: “Ohhhhh I think it was a Seegull.”

Joe: “What?”

Timmy: “Look it up on Urban Dictionary.”

Flock of Seagulls

It's something you call a person with a flock of seagulls hairstyle, which was the trademark of the 80's new wave band "A Flock of Seagulls"
Jules (Pulp Fiction): You, Flock of Seagulls, you know what we're here for??

Roger a.k.a. Flock of Seagulls: Yes

Jules: Then why don't you tell my boy here Vince, where you got the shit hid.

seagulls, stop it now 

An absolutely hilarious music video by Bad Lip Reading. A parody of The Empire Strikes Back, the song has Yoda warning Luke Skywalker about the dangers seagulls pose to beachgoers. Many think the seagulls are a metaphor for the Clone Troopers, who wiped out most of the Jedi Order after the Clone Wars. Either way, the song is hilarious. Yoda also beats up poor R2-D2, puts a fish in their picnic basket, and, after Luke disses Yoda's singing, very menacingly warns him: "Don't fall asleep. DON'T. FALL. ASLEEP. "
Yoda: Nothing a little music can't help. Rockin. Rockin and Rollin. Down to the beach I'm strollin. But the seagulls, poke at my head, not fun!! Said seagulls, stop it now!!!!

great seagull migration death of the southern hemisphere 

What are you talking 'bout mate? It's the great seagull migration death of the southern hemisphere! Fascinating, really.

Secret Seagull 

A form of voyeurism in which the perpetrator masturbates and remains hidden whilst observing the fornication of others (e.g in a cupboard or under a bed). As the observed are reaching climax, the fapping phantom makes his presence known in a startling manner, ejaculating over the victims whilst cawing menacingly like a seagull.
Eoin: I was going down on Rebecca last night and Niall pulled a Secret Seagull on me!
Ryan: Oh shit what happened?
Eoin: I was about to scream at him to leave but before I could, a barrage of semen hit the back of my throat.