schnitzer 

Deliberate defilement of one's meal at a restaurant after complaining to the waiter.

Julie complained about the fettuccine Alfredo and got a schnitzer plate instead.

schnitzer by Leodog August 19, 2013

Schnitzer 

Client who has a well intended somewhat understandable request that results in a mountain of paperwork.

We're going to add 2000 underprivileged youth to the event but it's going to require our team working all weekend to get the paperwork pushed through in time because the boss already said yes to the Schnitzer.

Schnitzer by WorkerBee2001 March 20, 2022

schnitzer 

Commonly used to denote an iconic trio. The term can also be used to display mischief in a family setting accompanied with violence, yelling, and social issues.

A person that bangs a lot of chicks.

1) My son is crazy with his two friends! When they're together they become a schnitzer!
2) This guy is a total chick magnet! He is a total schnitzer!
See schnitz

schnitzer by !___! August 29, 2018

schnitzer fritzed 

(adj.)To be extremely intoxicated.

"I ate two hits of acid and have been drinking all night, I'm pretty schnitzer fritzed. "

schnitzer fritzed by Cassaniti April 20, 2018

AC-Schnitzer 

A reputable tuner of BMW motorcars

AC-Schnitzer will transform your plebian 5 series wagon into a fly sleeper for a mere $10Gs

AC-Schnitzer by slick rick April 15, 2005

AC-Schnitzer 

A guy with a fucking large penis that is like 1000 meters long

OMG that guy has a AC-Schnitzer

AC-Schnitzer by AC-Schnitzer April 13, 2005

AC-Schnitzer 

A Short Stubby Incompetent Midget

midget stubby incompetent short

AC-Schnitzer by AC-Schnitzer April 15, 2005