That customer wasn't expecting the Schanze, but boy was he in for a surprise!
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I gave that guy The Schanze, and boy did he love it!
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TOTALLY AWESOME! The Schanze felt great to that customer!
Bob and Shirley were engaging in hot anal sex... when Shirley accidently "shat" on his dingleberries... "OH CRAP" he cried, for he realised he had just been Schanaled./