Skip to main content

The Schanze

To take ones anal virginity, or "pop" a persons "chocolate covered cherry".
That customer wasn't expecting the Schanze, but boy was he in for a surprise!
or
I gave that guy The Schanze, and boy did he love it!
or
TOTALLY AWESOME! The Schanze felt great to that customer!
The Schanze by WordMonger March 14, 2005
Related Words

scranable 

“how was your food?” “very scranable”
scranable by mardymadison January 13, 2022

Shanazzlewaffle 

A term used to describe shock, awe, wonder, and/or excitement.
Holy Shanazzlewaffle! A flying penguin!
Shanazzlewaffle by Beckers January 14, 2007
In anal sex, when the girls craps all over the mans wedding tackle... this is schanal
Bob and Shirley were engaging in hot anal sex... when Shirley accidently "shat" on his dingleberries... "OH CRAP" he cried, for he realised he had just been Schanaled./
Schanal by Dingleberry_lover July 12, 2008

schanizzlebits

a word that can be referrenced when you have nothing to say, in place of a curse word.
Oh schanizzlebits!

schnabled 

/ˈsh-na-bil-d/

adjective

1. Under the influence of both drugs and alcohol while working at a datacenter answering support tickets.

verb

2. To royally screw something up.
"He was fucking schnabled last night when he replied to that customer's ticket."

"Looks like he schnabled the ticket again so we have to reinstall the whole fucking operating system."
schnabled by concernedcitizen81 April 18, 2014