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roomba surfing 

The act of cruising and balancing oneself on a roomba in motion.
just saw my 2 year old nephew roomba surfing

hes light enough to be roomba surfing while roomba's working on cleaning up. i love my roomba.
roomba surfing by latte17 July 20, 2010

Snip, snip, and into the Roomba 

When you cut dead weight out of your life and get rid of it for good

referring to the vacuum robot product, the Roomba
"He hasn't texted me back in 2 days"
"girl! snip, snip, and into the Roomba"

sandy roomba 

He better be careful eating that pussy on the beach or he will give her a sandy roomba

San Fran Roomba

When someone cums into their partner’s ass; the partner immediately farts, pushing the fluid out, then instantly “vacuums” it up with their mouth and swallows.
Bitch was so gassy, she pulled a San Fran Roomba right after I nutted to make sure none of my jizz was wasted.
San Fran Roomba by Jenn22493 October 18, 2025