rewted 

slang for root; to own someones boxen

rofl that dudes site was so rewted cuz it ran Red Hat and was teh gehy

rewted by morning_wood May 10, 2004

Pounded like a rented gerbil 

"Pounded like a rented gerbil" is a phrase used to describe disastrous events- usually painful financial setbacks.

As you can imagine, rented gerbils would be the unfortunate recipients of an especially rough and vigorous pounding experience, when compared with the more tender romantic encounters of privately owned gerbils. After all, you'll be returning the poor rodent right back to the rental office tomorrow, so why bother taking good care of it?

How'd it go for me at the blackjack tables last night? I got pounded like a rented gerbil, that's how! I dropped almost two grand! Fuck... that'll teach me to gamble with money I can't afford to lose.

Pounded like a rented gerbil by ReardenMetal December 17, 2010

Beat it like a rented mule 

To beat someone, as you would a mule that did not belong to you. Without hesitancey.

Bitch, I'm gonna beat you like a rented Mule.

Beat it like a rented mule by Philip September 12, 2003

Rented Mule 

1- Any mule that is only available for a limited time;
2- Any person taking a particularly auspicious beating.

I will beat you like a rented mule.

Rented Mule by Matt Amazo January 18, 2008

Beat it like a rented mule 

To mistreat for one's own interests without fear of reprimand.

He beat that dog like a rented mule.

Beat it like a rented mule by Lew Stuwle July 12, 2003

Rekted 

When someone is rekt so hard that you have to add the suffix: -ed. Usually said from one 12 year old to another.

Jared: Piss off!! I keep dying!
Harry: Shut up n00b!
Tony: Dude don't be mad just because you're getting absolutely rekted.

Rekted by Toje Bigboy May 28, 2016

Get reeted on 

Be decimated, beaten, or conquered by someone more superior to you

Checkmate! Get reeted on!

Get reeted on by Dude847362 December 25, 2018