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ratchetism

The act or practice of being ratchet. Scientists believe it is an unwritten code. Many activities and behaviors can be associated with ratchetism, such as twerking barefoot in the club, or bringing a baby to a house party.

The way of the ratchet is constantly being studied, and much more research is required before ratchetism can fully be understood.
Person #1: What the hell are those girls doing?
Person #2: Ratchetism, my friend. Move along. Nothing to see here.
ratchetism by AnonymousBoss July 4, 2014
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ratchetize 

To make something ratchet, ghetto, bad, ugly, or worse.
Wow, thanks for totally ruining and ratchetizing my party. It's so ghetto and annoying.

I look too good right now, I need to ratchetize myself.
ratchetize by LingDanc803 October 30, 2018

Ratchetivities 

Activities performed for leisure, entertainment, or pleasure by one who either self-identifies or has been identified as a ratchet. Can imply the involvement of sexual acts and/or consumption of alcohol.
"Which one o' y'all are down for ratchetivities this weekend?!"

"Expect a ratchet to suggest their usual ratchetivities for the pregame and after party."
Ratchetivities by Haute CoCo May 20, 2020

Rachelism 

The constant need or longing for Rachel. May show symptoms of an addiction. Other symptoms include sadness, hopefulness, loss of concentration, day-dreaming, and loneliness. The only cure is to be near her, holding her in your arms, with her head on your shoulder, when you can feel her heartbeat and her hair is all in your face.

Once contracted it can never be permanently cured.
My heart hurts from Rachelism.
Rachelism by Adam Knirb October 20, 2008

Ratchetossis 

A heightened and more dangerous stage, level or state of Ratchocity. It is Ratchocity with an extreme case of restless leg syndrome followed by the "hmmmmm bra's" .... Often locked in to the ratchetness with no care as to how to escape. Stage 2...
When I went to remove the cumquat that was duct taped to Fletcher's temple. I immediately realized. That he had leap frogged past Ratchocity straight to ratchetossis. Oh sweet prince, you are done for & no one can help you. Ratchetossis will soon exhume your soul.

Ratchetosity 

1. The state or condition or being ratchet.
2. Something so weird or stupid is can be considered ratchet.
The ratchetosity of his/her demeanor makes me want to puke. Her intelligence is blinded by her ratchetosity.
Ratchetosity by Ratchet Police December 12, 2012

ratchetives 

ratchet aka ghetto fabulous relatives that u hate when they come over
my ratchetives are coming over for thanksgiving i hope they dont make me kick em out this year